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Question: Why did Anna Nicole Smith marry 80-year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall?
Answer: Because a successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend!
Question: Why should Anna Nicole Smith marry for money?
Answer: Because you can borrow it for cheaper and get bailed out if necessary!
Funny Punchlines – Love is photogenic
Question: What did Anna Nicole Smith do when she heard that 90% of accidents in the US occur around the home?
Answer: She moved to the Bahamas!
Question: Why was Anna Nicole Smith’s navel always sore?
Answer: Because Dannielynn’s father was also blond!
Question: Why was Anna Nicole Smith afraid of taking a paternity test?
Answer: Anna never scores well on tests!
Question: What’s the difference between a Hard Rock Hotel and a Days Inn?
Answer: Anna Nicole Smith wouldn’t be seen dead in a Days Inn. (Anna was found dead at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida on February 8th, 2007)