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Miss Jones had just given her second-grade students a science lesson. She had explained about magnets, and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time.
Miss Jones said, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"
A little boy in the front row proudly said, "You're a mother!
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Student And Examination Jokes
School And Student Jokes
Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.
The teacher came up with a good problem. 'Suppose,' she asked the second-graders, 'there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?'
'None,' answered little Norman.
'None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic.'
'Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!'