Signs Of The Insurance Industry

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Insurance Industry

Signs of Your Work Indicates that you might be in the insurance industry if…

1. You have sat in the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different companies.

2. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

3. When someone asks what you do for a living, you lie.

4. You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

5. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

6. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

7. It’s dark on your drive to and from work.

8. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.

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9. Communication is something your “group” is having problems with.

10. You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.

11. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.

12. Art involves a white board.

13. All real work is done prior to 9:00 AM and after 5:00 PM.

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