Santa Rocks EveryOne Shocked – Punjabi Humor Collection

Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Son : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Son : I use your toothbrush!

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Heart Touching Poetry – Love Relationship And Humanity Explained

When the Rain falls
My thoughts of you come to view
The rain reminds me of my tear drops
Like heaven’s crying too
I miss the tender words you say
That made my heart ring
And took my breath away
I feel your passion and love

Sad Poetry Quotes For Love Birds – I’m not going to let you break me again

You don’t know what love is, yet it’s your favorite word. I understand the pain and heartache of love so I use it carefully.“
“You say she was your first love, but you didn’t love her. She was just yours. Doesn’t mean much now.”
“He was my first love. Even with you here I miss him. Sometimes I compare you to him. Its not right because I don’t love you.”
“You once asked why it’s so hard for me to say those three little words. I tell you it’s because I wouldn’t be telling the truth.”
“I once asked why it was so easy to say these three words that held so much meaning. You said it’s because it’s what people want hear.”

Motivational Classes-Husband and Wife And Honeymoon

A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired. Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied: “When This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Me He Has Saved A Lot From Last 50 Years, I Thought It Was Money“ ————————————– Wife: Suniye Kahte Hain Jo Aadmi Accha Karm Karta Hai Woh Swarg Mein…… Continue reading Motivational Classes-Husband and Wife And Honeymoon